Dick Wolfsie is the world s cheeriest curmudgeon. Much of the world mystifies him; bad news for Dick, but great news for the many fans of his syndicated humor column, his video essays on TV, and his weekly Public Radio commentary. In Mopey Dick: Deep Thoughts from a Shallow Mind, chapters include Moping About The House, Moping About My Manhood, Matrimonial Mopiness, Moping About Money and more.
In Mopey Dick, the author battles cell phones, chin exercisers, snoring dogs, out of control dandelions, ear buds, vacuum cleaners, leg cramps and security passwords.
Dick wonders why he’s not as tall as he thought he was; why his home phone came with a 72 page instructional manual; and why his bottled water has an expiration day.
In Mopey Dick, you will learn why Dick got locked in his garage naked, found his cell phone in the freezer, and is not allowed to have a toaster.
“You will laugh your buns off.” ~ Richard Simmons, fitness expert and New York Times bestselling author.
Dick Wolfsie writes a syndicated humor column that runs in 25 weekly papers across Indiana, his central Indiana video essays appear on WISH-TV, and his weekly Public Radio commentary broadcasts on air WFYI 90.1 FM. He is the author of several books including Mornings with Barney & Indiana Curiosities.